representatives

About Represent

You can find so-called “journalists” everywhere you go. Every Tom, Dick and Harry has a journalism “degree” from a “university”, and talks about “balance”, “issues” and “ethical reporting”. These self-righteous bastions of “truth” are so caught up with “journalistic integrity” that the public
are left wondering who to trust.

The solution? Trust Represent! Only Paris, Richard and Sam, from Radio Adelaide’s flagship show Represent, have the cojones to bring you unsubstantiated and defamatory reports on world events, cutting through all the “facts” that the mass media wants to “inform” you with.

To be blown away by the aforementioned Doctorates, tune in to Radio
Adelaide, 6-7pm Friday nights.

Represent. Journalicious

The Team

The Represent Team aren’t just fictional characters, generated by highly advanced computer software. They exist in the real world too. Know us. Love us. Stalk us. Have us take out multiple restraining orders against you. Baby.

Paris Dean

Height: 6′11″
Weight: 175kg
Affability: Grossly Exaggerated
Craftsmanship: 20.4
Job Description: Amatuer(ish) Radio Broadcaster
Qualifications: Busting out hilarious cynicism, identifying, criticizing and creating defamatory remarks

Richard Ensor

Height: 6′1″
Weight: 70kg
Speed: 23
Accuracy: 64%
Powermove: Harsh Pontification (Up, Up, Down, Down, X)
Job Description: Chief Musical Officer
Qualifications: Belittling bad taste in music, celebrating bad taste in humour

Sam Deere

Height: 6′3″
Weight: 70kg
Seafaring Nature: 28.2% (expected) 44.2% (actual)
Level: 4 (Evolves at level 7)
Job Description: Presenter, Web Admin and Tech Support Bitch
Qualifications: Pushing this website to limits other websites surpassed years ago, pretending sexy had gone and then demanding credit for bringing it back